What Type of Cannabis Consumer are You?

What kind of cannabis smoker are you?

Cannabis consumers come in all shapes and sizes as well as ages and experience. DANK Dispensary has been guiding cannabis enthusiasts since 2009 when we started our small medical dispensary in northeast Denver. Since inception, we have taken great pride in customer satisfaction which is based on quality information and a huge selection of products. As our product selection grew and vendors developed technologically advanced products, we stayed sharp, educating our bud-tenders as well as our customers. What kind of customer are you? Answering this can help us identify the best cannabis products for your purpose.

Types of Customers

Patient

Dispensary customers who have a qualifying condition can register as a patient with Colorado’s Medical Marijuana Program to enable purchase of larger quantities (2 ounces) and reduced taxes at the counter (8.3%). Patients are welcome to shop in both the Medical and Recreational store, where we will provide you with fair purchases in both stores.

Canna-Curious

Many cannabis dispensary shoppers are curious about the benefits of cannabis but may not have a qualifying condition for Colorado Medical Marijuana. If you are seeking relief but don’t have a Colorado medical marijuana card, don’t worry, shop at DANK Retail and get the medical benefit.

Regular

After shopping around a bit, a “regular” is familiar with the product categories, know the effects and seeks out their favorite products. While regulars are keen to try new items, they know their “go-to” product and add it to every purchase. Our regulars are treated well, with kindness and appreciation, because we want to see them again next week.

Connoisseur

Cannabis connoisseurs have years of experience in cannabis use, methods and benefits. Often growers and/or activists themselves, the connoisseur has high standards for flower, accepting only the stickiest, stinkiest and most potent buds available. They are fond of new products, especially those that are potent, effective, strain specific and have transparent laboratory results. At DANK, we can help the connoisseur inside everyone find just the right product to suit your desires.

Answer These Questions Before You Shop

What are some products you’ve enjoyed in the past?

If you’ve been to a dispensary, then perhaps you know the products your are comfortable with. Don’t be afraid to build on that and of your personal likes to find new products that also suit your needs. DANK makes buying cannabis products easy. We have 9 strains of flower on the shelf for your joints, bowls, bongs and blunts. We have 40+ concentrates from Colorado’s best producers of wax, shatter, liver resin, badder, budder and diamonds. If it’s cartridges your after, we have at least 50 choices ranging in potency, methods and flavors.

What scent in nature do you prefer?

Close your eyes. Imagine a pine tree covered trail and the delightful scent that permeates the air. That piney scent is the terpene alpha-pinene. Perhaps you like the citrus scent when you squeeze the rind on an orange. That’s the terpene linalool. Like many plants in nature, cannabis contains terpenes. Unlike many plants in nature, cannabis contains not just one, but somewhere between 80 and 150 terpenes which create the unique scent in each plant. Your personal preference to natures natural scents can help you determine the best cannabis for your bowl. Choose your path: earthy, pine, musk, gasoline, citrus, sweet, spicey, pepper.

What’s been your experience with cannabis in the past?

You’re bud-tender should know if you have limited experience witch cannabis. We advise everyone to start low, start slow, especially with edibles and concentrates. Once your tolerance increases from regular use, then up the dose. Your personal experience with cannabis can help us pin-point the perfect product for you.

How much do you typically consume?

This is a tolerance question because everyone is different. Some people can consume 100mg of THC with minimal visual effects while others need only a 5mg edible to feel funky. With our experience, we can help you identify the product that is best suited for your tolerance.

How do you typically consume cannabis?

Do you burn, dab, eat or drink cannabis? Understanding your preference will determine the product in your sac. Be prepared in making your dispensary purchase by choosing from an array of smoking accessories to get you on your way. We stock the best rice rolling papers in the market, DANK Papers. We have a great selection of glass and wood pipes, bongs, bowls, vaporizers and dab-rigs for every product type.

Are there activities you want to do during or after you consume?

There may be nothing more satisfying than taking a toke and enjoying a sunny day in Colorado. Whether tubing Clear Creek in Golden or biking the path in Denver, it’s important to plan your canna-day accordingly. We recommend low dosing during high-impact, high-energy activities like biking, skiing and snowboarding. On the other hand, a good buzz is ideal for art walks, trail hiking, camping and a long list of more passive activities. So long as you consume in Colorado, we’d love to know your intent for the day so we can direct your the the perfect combination.

What time of day are you looking to consume?

Morning, noon, night…what is your preference for cannabis consumption? There is no wrong answer, just use descretion because you will be impaired after consumption. Some may abstain during the busy work-day to remain focused while other folks may find medical relief throughout the day that requires regular dosing to treat. There are products that suited for day or night so please be informed. We don’t want you sleeping at an Avalanche game after a long day of burning doobies!

What kind of feeling are you seeking?

Be as descriptive as you can when describing your goals with cannabis. If you need muscle relief, we go you. If you have a migraine, we know just the thing. If you simply want to increase your sense of well being, we have something for that as well. We have products for sleep, for energy, for inflamation, for bone-breaks, as well as medical treatments for glaucoma, gastrointestinal issues, HIV, cancer, PTSD, anxiety, muscular dystrophy, crones, lyme and Lou Girgis. Learn more about cannabis and health so you can make the best decision when shopping at DANK.

Are there any effects you’d like to avoid?

It can be equally effective to shop for cannabis by identifying the effects you wish to avoid, like anxious, tired or dopey. Because of the advancements in cannabis plant medicine, there are alternatives we can identify that will put you in your happy place.

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