Get lucky in March with deals on DANK Ounces, Ripple Gummies, Ripple Dissolvable Crystals and Newt Brothers Concentrates.
DANK is welcoming spring to Denver with open arms while we pray for deep snow in the high country. Go big in March! Whether you’re searching for powder at Breckenridge, spectating at the St Patrick’s Day Parade or cheering on your favorite team for March Madness at Choppers, DANK wants to be your buds. We’re a locally owned, locally operated dispo in north Park Hill, keeping kind since 2009. Go big in March with DANK.
Perhaps you noticed new faces behind the bud-bar. With open arms, we welcome the new crew to the DANK team. We know, we know…how can we buy weed from anyone but Bernie! It’s going to be hard to move on without her (sad face emoji). That said, we have hired amazing people as you will soon find out. Drop by to say hi to Vish and Q’Keiarra to see for yourself. You’ll be impressed just like we were when we hired them! If you feel lost, don’t worry. Dale, Hilary, Bailey, Chris, Jake and Dan are there to help you feel at home at DANK.
“So long as the memory of certain beloved friends lives in my heart, I shall say that life is good.”
Helen Keller
Ladies of DANK, the time is now treat yourself to an escape in the Rockies with Twisted Sister Yoga. Join 10 lucky women for the 2023 Ganja Yoga and Spa Retreat in Breckenridge, Colorado. Connect with smoking yogis as you indulge in self-care, massage, yoga, nature and exquisite cuisine. Reserve your bed today as space is limited and will sell out quickly. Don’t miss this chance to get high in the Rockies with like-minded stoner sisters.
Recreational Dispensary Specials
Flower Sale: $99 Ounce
Watch for incredible deals on ounces every day at DANK with $99 Ounces from some of Colorado’s best cultivators. This month, we feature amazing sun-grown buds from Boulder by Vera Cultivation. Their innovative hybrid grow facility delivers top-quality cannabis flower, sticky and perfectly cured.
Discount: 40% OFF Wax, Shatter, Live Resin and Cartridges
Pack your sac with Newt Brothers concentrates. Look for Sugar Wax, Live Resin and Live Resin Cartridges. As this is being written, we have 20 SKUs that includes a staff favorite: Holy Grail Kush in a 510 threaded cartridge. Snag a DANK battery for your new vape carts for only $10 plus tax.
Deal: 40% OFF DANK Disposable Vapes
Save big time on DANK Disposables by Eureka Vapor. Inside every DANK Disposable is premium CO2 oil extracted from top-shelf flower and infused with cannabis terpenes for a rich experience that hits quick and doesn’t let off. Take ‘er easy, three is a recommended maximum. Choose from a variety of effects: indica, sativa and hybrid.
2 for $20 on Ripple Dissolvables and Gummies
Save almost 40% when you buy 2 Ripple products. It’s a great deal on a great product. Try low-dose 5mg Ripple Gummies for a treat. Ripple gummies act fast and have a pleasing texture that you’re sure to love. Or, add Ripple Dissolvable Crystals to anything to make your own edibles. Budtenders say THC green juice is the only way to start your day.
4 for $20 on Ript Gummies
Try the hardest hitting sour gummies in the Galaxy — at the Universe’s lowest price! Fast acting and consistent, Ript comes from Ripple, hard-hitting every time. No fancy boxes or big color ads to hit your wallet. Ript gummies hit you where you want it!
Buy 2 Get 2 Free: Wax/Shatter
Save 50% when you buy 4 grams of Sugar Wax and/or Shatter from Newt Brothers. Their pure extract is great for dabs and personal vape pens. Inside every jar is pure golden THC. This special is great for daily use as wax and shatter usually test around 70% total cannabionoids, making it less potent and more manageable than live extracts.
Buy 2 Get 2 Free: Live Resin/Cartridge
Buy in bulk to save in bulk. Save 50% when you buy 4 grams of Live Resin or 4 (500mg) Live Resin Cartridges from Newt Brothers. First, you cultivate premium cannabis. Then, you harvest and freeze immediately. Then you saturate the frozen plant in butane to extract the resin from the plant matter. Purge it, activate it, and put it in the rig!
Medical Dispensary Specials
Flower Sale: $89 Ounce
Watch the online menu for the daily ounce deal at DANK medical. You’ll love packing bowls from Colorado’s best cultivators. We’re proud to pass deep savings to medical ounce buyers in Colorado. We’re told the best way to ingest cannabis is in a joint. You see, as cannabis burns, terpenes are released at different temperatures. By smoking a joint, a greater range of temperatures are achieved, thereby releasing a greater variety of terpenes.
