After a cold ending to last year, we welcome 2023 with glee. Looking forward, we continue our dedication to the Plant, our customers and our community. This year will be one to remember as Prop 122 decriminalized psychedelic plant medicine, including mushrooms, DMT mescaline and ibogaine. Similar to the start of cannabis licensing in 2010, regulations will be developed to oversee this new and exciting industry. When was your last dose?
We continue our dedication to customer satisfaction by offering recreational and medical dispensary shoppers with daily specials, ongoing specials and featured products…all designed to save you money and introduce you to Colorado’s finest cannabis products. Let’s jump right in and hear about January specials at DANK.
Hurry to DANK to finish the year with a righteous buzz! While supplies last, DANK Recreational is featuring small, but potent ounces for only $55 out-the-door, tax-included. Snag a gram of Newt Brothers Artesinals for 40% OFF retail price. Treat yourself with DOSD Nano Bites for 30% OFF. Maximize your experience with a DANK Disposable Vape Pen for 40% OFF. It’s a shopping spree that can and should be repeated regularly.
With enormous gratitude, we wish bud-tender Brent Hubbard well at his new position with North Face in Colorado Mills Mall. We’re confident his life outside of cannabis can be equally fulfilling…but not as fun! Knock ’em dead-in-the-head Brent, we’ll miss you!
Perhaps you noticed a familiar face behind the bud-bar! The crew is elated to welcome bud-tender Sarah Foss back to DANK after a successful run in Michigan starting up Great Lakes Natural Remedies across the state while dabbing her way into the hearts of customers everywhere. She is super knowledgeable and a true resource to everyone walking through the doors at DANK. Get to know her, she’s on Instagram. Welcome home Sarah!
<Scroll down to find the answer to DANK TRIVIA>
Recreational Dispensary Specials
$99 Ounce Sale
Retail ounces for $99 out-the-door, tax included. Wow, that’s low! I can remember paying $99 for a quarter ounce in the “legacy market”, circa 2000. Back then, when the sticky buds came around, the Benjamins came out! Times have changed at DANK, now allowing credit card purchases right from the bud-bar! Welcome to 2023!
30% OFF DOSD Gummies
DOSD Nano Bites are perfect for those looking to experience the synergistic effects of multiple cannabinoids. Mix that with a quicker onset & the famous “store bought” consistency and you’ll find yourself enjoying one heck of a gummy. 2x Cannabinoids, quicker onset, increased bioavailability
40% OFF Wax, Shatter, Live Resin and Cartridges
The deal that keeps on giving in 2023. Elevate your cannabis experiences with Newt Brothers Sugar Wax, Shatter, Live Resin and (500mg) Live Resin Cartridges for 40% OFF. Their extract experts are more like artists, creating stunning creations from the finest materials. Pro-tip: pre-heat the Lookah Snail Rig to blue for a perfectly terpy dab of live resin.
40% OFF DANK Disposable Vape Pens
Available in three lovely experiences: morning, daytime and nighttime, the DANK Disposable Vape Pen is the most lightweight and discrete smoking apparatus on the shelf. Filled with terp-rich cannabis oil direct from the garden, DANK Disposables will remind you why you started smoking…it’s the buzz.
Buy 2 Get 2 FREE Wax and Shatter
Buy in bulk to save in bulk. Get Newt Brothers Sugar Wax and Shatter for 50% OFF when you buy 4 grams. Look at it like this, buy 2 get 2 free. Boom. It’s like Black Jesus says “I need some weed with this drink.”
Buy 2 Get 2 FREE Live Resin and Cartridges
For only $75 OTD, save 50% when you buy 4 grams of Newt Brothers Live Resin and (500mg) Live Resin Cartridges. This is top-shelf plant medicine that tastes great and offers quick results.
Medical Dispensary Specials
$89 Ounce Sale (Members: $79)
The industry price drop continues to benefit our patients at DANK Dispensary in Denver. This month, non-members can get $89 Ounces (Bomb Shelf) and $99 Ounces (VIP Shelf). Special for members of DANK is even deeper with $79 Ounces (Bomb Shelf) and $89 Ounces (VIP Shelf).
30% OFF DOSD Gummies
DOSD Nano Bites are perfect for those looking to experience the synergistic effects of multiple cannabinoids. Mix that with a quicker onset & the famous “store bought” consistency and you’ll find yourself enjoying one heck of a gummy. 2x Cannabinoids, quicker onset, increased bioavailability
